Work Those Abs and Buns

Guess what I found at the Transfer Station (ReStore) the other day?!?!!!!!!!!!

A Thigh Master!

Yea! That's right, me and Susan Sommers are going to be besties this Summer.

Amazon Lobster Girl in a Roller Disco Suit

So I totally got the tan line situation under control.. the down fall about it is now I am lobster girl, waiting to join the freak show. I have a perfect tube top and short short tan line... My naked body looks like I'm wearing a white roller disco jumpsuit with red tights and red long sleeves. Very attractive. The past two days, I've been wearing and sleeping on sand paper... No pain no gain, I guess!

Apparently, I'm too big for my dress (thanks Mum)... I thought I looked good...BUT if I can't skinny myself down a few pounds by Leanne's wedding at least I will have the bronzest of bronze tans that my Mother and anyone else wont even notice my dress short comings.. all they will see is amazon girl glory and they wont notice my agony when I'm forced to suck in my stomach all day and all night!

Its too bad I didn't have long hair, I could use it as a curtain..or use it to tie a bow around my waist... perfect decoy.

Gotta love weddings :)

Its begining to look alot like Summer

In the past month we've had 3 days of sun total.

Last weekend we were lucky to have sun for the triathelon and this weekend its shaping up to be a beautiful weekend... Woot! lets hope it keeps up because I have some serious work to do. Last weekend I developed a farmer tan, panic set in so I threw on a wife beater to try and tan it out... after all in less than a month, I have to be a brides maid in a strapless dress. I have horrible vision of Leannes wedding photo's being ruined because of my multiple strap problem.

So, Rebecca feeling my pain, lent me a tube top... I hate tube tops...well let me rephrase that..I love tube tops but not when your six pack is more like a keg. I have never fake n' baked...I've thought of it, but why waste a day in a UV coffin? When you could cop a squat in the back yard with a book and a cold drink?!

My goal this weekend is going to get as crispy as I can, reburn the burns and all the while try not to get skin cancer because you never know when the weather is going to change... we are in the mountains after all.