So I totally got the tan line situation under control.. the down fall about it is now I am lobster girl, waiting to join the freak show. I have a perfect tube top and short short tan line... My naked body looks like I'm wearing a white roller disco jumpsuit with red tights and red long sleeves. Very attractive. The past two days, I've been wearing and sleeping on sand paper... No pain no gain, I guess!
Apparently, I'm too big for my dress (thanks Mum)... I thought I looked good...BUT if I can't skinny myself down a few pounds by Leanne's wedding at least I will have the bronzest of bronze tans that my Mother and anyone else wont even notice my dress short comings.. all they will see is amazon girl glory and they wont notice my agony when I'm forced to suck in my stomach all day and all night!
Its too bad I didn't have long hair, I could use it as a curtain..or use it to tie a bow around my waist... perfect decoy.
Gotta love weddings :)
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