Today, walking the dog, I had my first experience with my parents neighbour from across the street. I've lived at my parents house on and off for 6 years, and this was my first experience with her!!
So Daisy decides to take her sweet ass time at the bottom of the drive way, so neighbour decides to point out the obvious and as she turned to speak to me.. she looked and sounded EXATLY like Ma Fratteli from the goonies...you know the crazy ugly old bat that locked up Sloth in the basement.
Needless to say, I got out of there quick, and when I had to walk past her again to go up the driveway..I made no contact and deeked out of there... no fuckin' way I'm getting locked up in the basement.
