Crier, Crier, Pants on Fire

11 minutes into the Oprah season premier and I've cried twice. Can you blame me? She's a house wife staple..

Anyways, damn hormones, turning me into a softy. I've prided myself on not being a crier, but with 5 more months of pregnancy, I'm doomed.

Talahase and Columbus in 3D? Yes please.

Word on the street (the street being mtv.com) is that they are making another Zombieland! Zombieland 2 and apparently according to the street (mtv.com) that it is going to be shot in 3D.

Amazeballs! I think its the way a movie about surviving and killing zombies should be made!
No word yet on when its scheduled to come out... but when it does, I'll make sure that my prized 6 readers will know about it!

Gaga Oooohh Lala

Just finished watching the MTV Music Video Awards...Good times. Shows like this always make me wish that I carried on with my mid 90's ambition to be in a garage punk band... But I gave up on learning to play the guitar less than a year I started. I still have my guitar but now it has turned into an art piece waiting to be hung up on my wall. I've always secretly wanted to be a singer but I couldn't carry a tune if my life depended on it. Lets hope that never comes to be because I would be dead with in minutes!

The show none the less was fairly entertaining, Kanye West closed the show with a song about giving toasts to the douche bags.. which I think will be stuck in my head for a few days to come. I was really rooting for Florence and the Machine to win an award, but alas the marvel that is Lady Gaga stole the show. Of course she did, her last dress looked like it was made from meat and it made me really want bacon and any excuse to eat bacon is a good excuse.

Sequel Shmequel

We rented Kick-Ass tonight from Shaw on Demand and as we were flipping through all the movies to order we came across Titanic 2.

What the hell is that?! Titanic 2... a sequel?? We all know how the movie and the real life story ends, so who would feel the need to write a sequel? So does Rose and Jack come back from the gave and form some sort of ghost ship and relive the whole experience all over again?!

They will make a sequel out of anything. Haven't we learned our lesson from Speed 2?

Death by Cotton Candy

Ohhhh god, I just binge ate cotton candy while watching Mermaids on CMT.
I don't regret watching Mermaids, that's an early 90's classic...but the bag of cotton candy...and well I suppose chugging a full bottle on Vitamin water didn't help either.


Damn impulse cravings. I went to the store to buy eggs and came home with sugary death.

Living with the Dead

Tonight its stormy... Thunder, lightening, horrible winds and rain... lots of rain. Terry is on night shift, so its just me and my kitty. I decided to grab some snacks and veg out on the sofa, god bless cable t.v. because on Viva Channel allllll night Saturday's are ghosty shows. And well, that IS my favorite kind of show.

So, I'm watching "Living with the Dead" and its about haunted houses and the people who live in them. As for most ghostly shows, they usually have a psychic investigative team come in and check things out, film in night vision cameras and try to scare the crap out of all the t.v viewers. I love shows like this because not only are they entertaining... sometimes freaky... but history is usually involved too and anyone that knows me knows that I love learnin' shit.

Anyways, as I sit typing this blog with this show on in the back round, I've decided the psychic chick in this show is my new hair hero. Not only does she bust shit up in the ghost world but she has this lion mane of awesomeness. In my next life, I hope I get an afro :)

Sob Story

Hormones are a funny thing... why? Because Dog the Bounty Hunter just made me cry.

True Story.