Princess Lisa of the District of Elkford

The snow is here! And from what I hear from the locals, its not going away anytime soon. So I guess you could say this is the beginning of the end of my first winter here in the Koots.

But that being said, there is bigger fish to fry today! Why? Well... I hate to break it to you all but my running to become the next Princess is over. Damn you Kate Middleton! You ruined my inner teenage dream. 16 years ago, I can honestly say that Prince William and I were true sole mates... One day I was going to visit England and the Prince and I would cross paths and he would fall desperately in love with me and I would be the first punk rock princess. I would be a commoner princess, every teenage underdogs dream.

Did I ever mention I had an over active imagination as a kid? Yes... very much so. And did I ever mention I kept this a secret? Because I never wanted to loose my grungy punk prestige. No one my age (at the time) with Doc Martins, green hair and plaided out would ever admit to wanting to be the next future queen of England, I masked my dreams with posters of Kurt Cobain and Billy Corgan because...well... they had more street cred at the time.

Ahhhh well, 16 years later do I wish I was Kate Middleton? No. Prince William seems dryer than a popcorn fart and do I really want photographers fallowing me around day and night? People going through my garbage and airing my "dirty laundry"... no thanks. Its my job to air my dirty laundry (thanks Blogspot!) Not someone elses! Good Luck William and Kate and hey, if your planning on getting married next June perhaps we can make it a double affair :)

When a Griz is in Town, She Might as Well Bring the Family

Hahaha so today I was walking across the mall parking lot and I noticed on the Elkford town hall billboard that there is not only a cougar loose in town but a grizzly sow and her cubs lurking just up the street by our ski hill. Love the mountains, just love it!

Todays word of the day starts with the letter B

Bored: To make weary by being dull, repetitive or tedious

Bored as an Adjective: weary, pissed off, uninterested, sick and tired, listless, brassed off

Can be used in a sentence such as "I am very bored with this shitty weather"

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Remember, Remember the 5th of November

Songs from the Graaaaaaaaaaave

In true Tu-Pac form, Micheal Jackson is releasing an album from the grave...OOOoooOOOOOooo! That shit is scarier an any slasher movie and is as completely unnecessary as a Paris Hilton album or a Jersey Shore sound track. Fans can look forward to buying this crap on December 14th...Just look for his creepy face because like every other Micheal Jackson album the art work is completely devoted to himself and well.... his creepiness.

Everybody loves a Sociopath...

Well, well, well our "beloved" premier has left the building.. with his tail between his legs and for good reason, less then 10% of our province had confidence in the bastard. Now, that being said... Gordon Campbell is the evil we know.

Now that he is gone, what rat bastard politician is going to take his place? We all know its going to be liberal and we all know it will be within the next week or so. So who will take his place? Who is going to do damage control? Is it fair to assume that all liberal politicians are the same? And what about the Harmonized Sales Tax? I suppose we'll find out.

To Be continued...

Boooo!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

In the spirit of All Hallow's Eve, here are some creepy ghost photos I found on the internet, now its up to you to determine whether they are real or not. Happy treat or treating!!